maddie; bitch i hope the fuck you do! you'll be a dead son of a bitch!


I love One Direction fans. Y’all are thirsty as hell from the minute you wake up until the minute you fall asleep and I appreciate that. I appreciate y’all.



playing a dangerous game


The fact that Liam told us that they don’t want to play WMYB anymore makes it even more fun to watch. Dance for me, puppets. 

me: *is a bitch but it’s an accident and i end up feeling badly about it for the next 84 years*




This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

Signal Boast




Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

Harry and I fucking
Me: ugh daddy
Harry: I am not your father, I'm sorry for any confusion. X

Rock Me - Philadelphia

pour up (1d) head shot (1d) sit down (1d) stand up (1d) pass out (1d) wake up (1d) faded (1d)

my love for zayn has sprouted branches of more love all of which is for zayn

Where We Are Tour Intro - HD

2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - Night 2 - Backstage




relationship goal: a relationship

Liam greeting Daddy Payne. x

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